Florida nurse Allyson Swan, 39, has pleaded no contest to battery after shoving cheesy nachos down her wife’s leggings during a domestic confrontation. Swan agreed to complete a 29-week batterers intervention program and pay $875 in court costs. She is also prohibited from contacting her 40-year-old wife, possessing firearms, ammunition, or controlled substances without a prescription. The incident occurred when Swan criticized her wife for eating late, leading to a physical altercation where nacho cheese was shoved down the victim’s leggings. Police found yellow smears resembling nacho cheese on a wall and confirmed the victim’s account through examination of her leggings. (Thesmokinggun)